1 00:00:10,822 --> 00:00:13,293 [triumphant music] 2 00:00:13,326 --> 00:00:15,497 ‐ Saviors of the frickin' world. 3 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:17,769 Whoo! 4 00:00:17,802 --> 00:00:20,775 [cheers and applause] 5 00:00:20,808 --> 00:00:28,023 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:32,732 [cheers and applause continue] 7 00:00:38,611 --> 00:00:40,347 ‐ And that's what would have happened. 8 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,586 ‐ If you had hired CloudBeam Marketing. 9 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:44,121 ‐ Hi. ‐ But you didn't. 10 00:00:44,155 --> 00:00:45,525 ‐ So it didn't. ‐ Which is why you're broke. 11 00:00:45,558 --> 00:00:46,760 ‐ No judgment. 12 00:00:46,794 --> 00:00:48,263 ‐ Really? Because I judge it. 13 00:00:48,296 --> 00:00:49,766 ‐ Said our largest expense. 14 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,204 ‐ Hey, alcohol is a group expense! 15 00:00:52,238 --> 00:00:53,841 ‐ Seems like we should have cut alcohol 16 00:00:53,874 --> 00:00:55,277 before our health plan. 17 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:57,081 ‐ Eh, vodka disinfects cuts. 18 00:00:57,114 --> 00:00:58,751 ‐ Well, I miss my dark science budget. 19 00:00:58,784 --> 00:01:00,420 ‐ The hell is dark science? 20 00:01:00,454 --> 00:01:03,126 ‐ It's basically science but darker. 21 00:01:03,159 --> 00:01:04,563 ‐ I'm sad the wall art's gone. 22 00:01:04,596 --> 00:01:05,832 It riled my loins. 23 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,736 ‐ What doesn't rile your loins? 24 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:10,207 ‐ Enough! We're not here to waste time 25 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,244 or prison toilet scotch. 26 00:01:12,278 --> 00:01:14,516 We're here because these ranting buffoons 27 00:01:14,549 --> 00:01:16,419 think they can solve our problems. 28 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,722 ‐ One of her better introductions. 29 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:20,561 ‐ Real talk? The espionage climate has changed. 30 00:01:20,595 --> 00:01:22,532 ‐ Your old spy model just doesn't work. 31 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:24,235 ‐ Hello, dinosaur? Meet Asteroid. 32 00:01:24,268 --> 00:01:25,571 ‐ But that's where we come in. 33 00:01:25,605 --> 00:01:27,374 ‐ Hello, dinosaur? Meet marketing. 34 00:01:27,408 --> 00:01:29,613 ‐ [gasps] Are they turning us into a dinosaur? 35 00:01:29,646 --> 00:01:32,151 ‐ Honestly, I don't know, but I'm lovin' it. 36 00:01:32,184 --> 00:01:34,121 ‐ Simple version: we can synthesize 37 00:01:34,155 --> 00:01:35,490 your messaging to encourage... 38 00:01:35,525 --> 00:01:38,196 both: Multitier client sourcing. 39 00:01:38,229 --> 00:01:40,635 ‐ [gasps] ‐ Wow, did that just happen? 40 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:41,837 ‐ That was the simple version? ‐ Wait. 41 00:01:41,870 --> 00:01:43,608 Does this mean we're shooting people again? 42 00:01:43,641 --> 00:01:45,444 ‐ Maybe. If we had bullets. 43 00:01:45,477 --> 00:01:47,716 ‐ We sold the bullets? ‐ Yeah, we're boned. 44 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:49,251 ‐ No, we're not. 45 00:01:49,285 --> 00:01:51,489 Yes, the government denied our heroism 46 00:01:51,523 --> 00:01:53,159 and withheld payment. 47 00:01:53,193 --> 00:01:55,364 And yes, contracts have been drying up, 48 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:59,238 but I know better things are right around the‐‐ 49 00:01:59,271 --> 00:02:01,309 [lights crackling] 50 00:02:01,342 --> 00:02:02,646 Around the‐‐ 51 00:02:02,679 --> 00:02:05,117 [power whirs down] Damn it! 52 00:02:06,587 --> 00:02:09,425 ‐ Around the what? 53 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,530 Ass? 54 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:14,503 [main title theme] 55 00:02:14,536 --> 00:02:21,550 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,710 [relaxed jazz music] 57 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:54,181 ‐ Your entire process is outdated dirt. 58 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,752 ‐ But dirt with potential. 59 00:02:55,785 --> 00:02:57,388 ‐ A nutrient‐rich loam. 60 00:02:57,421 --> 00:02:58,624 ‐ Is there life on Mars? 61 00:02:58,657 --> 00:03:00,695 both: Definitely. ‐ Oh‐ho, man. 62 00:03:00,728 --> 00:03:02,599 You keep doing this fun marketing banter 63 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:04,936 and I'm gonna need to sit on a sandbag. 64 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:06,707 ‐ You need to get out of the dark ages 65 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:08,544 of the espionage industry. 66 00:03:08,577 --> 00:03:11,215 I mean, do you even use Global Spy Wire? 67 00:03:12,619 --> 00:03:14,723 ‐ Exactly how many beats of silence 68 00:03:14,756 --> 00:03:15,758 are you shooting for? 69 00:03:15,792 --> 00:03:17,629 ‐ You're not on GSW? 70 00:03:17,662 --> 00:03:20,868 It's only the online marketplace for spy jobs. 71 00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:22,438 ‐ Like the classifieds? 72 00:03:22,471 --> 00:03:24,543 [laughter] ‐ Extra! Extra! 73 00:03:24,576 --> 00:03:26,947 Spy master uses outdated media! 74 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:30,220 ‐ Aw, jeez, don't raise the prices, Mr. Pulitzer. 75 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,489 both: "Newsies"! 76 00:03:31,523 --> 00:03:33,794 ‐ My God, this is what it's come to. 77 00:03:33,828 --> 00:03:35,832 Hocking my paintings for rent money 78 00:03:35,865 --> 00:03:37,669 and taking business advice 79 00:03:37,702 --> 00:03:39,773 from theater school flunkies. 80 00:03:39,806 --> 00:03:41,309 ‐ I was economics. 81 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:42,712 ‐ Folklore and mythology. 82 00:03:42,746 --> 00:03:44,549 ‐ Why would we use want ads? 83 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:46,018 Our phone is ringing off the hook. 84 00:03:46,052 --> 00:03:47,622 ‐ Well, actually, 85 00:03:47,655 --> 00:03:49,659 it has been pretty quiet lately. 86 00:03:49,693 --> 00:03:51,028 ‐ Okay, real talk? 87 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:52,331 The phone is broken. 88 00:03:52,364 --> 00:03:54,536 ‐ Since when? ‐ A few months ago. 89 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,472 I don't know. I'd call someone to fix it, 90 00:03:56,507 --> 00:03:57,642 but, you know. 91 00:03:57,675 --> 00:03:59,846 ‐ This is why you need CloudBeam. 92 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,015 ‐ To buy us a new phone? 93 00:04:01,048 --> 00:04:03,253 ‐ To help you, the little guy, 94 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,892 compete with the big spy conglomerates like IIA. 95 00:04:05,925 --> 00:04:07,595 ‐ IIA, pfft. 96 00:04:07,629 --> 00:04:08,864 Soulless vultures. 97 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:10,000 Nice uniforms, though. 98 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,703 ‐ I heard they bought ODIN, 99 00:04:11,737 --> 00:04:13,707 fired everyone, then made them reapply 100 00:04:13,741 --> 00:04:15,645 for their own jobs at half pay. 101 00:04:15,678 --> 00:04:16,847 ‐ That's bullshit. 102 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,851 You can't just fire someone for no reason. 103 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,420 It would have happened to me by now. 104 00:04:20,454 --> 00:04:22,559 ‐ What's next? Do you fire someone for breaking a phone 105 00:04:22,592 --> 00:04:24,729 when she was smashing a ladybug over and over? 106 00:04:24,763 --> 00:04:25,932 ‐ Uh, okay, look. 107 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,034 Maybe these guys have a point. 108 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,571 ‐ About us being dirt? 109 00:04:28,604 --> 00:04:30,474 ‐ About us needing help to compete. 110 00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:31,844 My reputation as the world's greatest spy 111 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:32,879 only goes so far. 112 00:04:32,912 --> 00:04:36,052 ‐ Especially since that's a pre‐coma reputation. 113 00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:38,022 ‐ Said pre‐nut‐tap Cyril. ‐ What? 114 00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:39,358 Aaaaah! 115 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:40,628 ‐ Uh, sorry I'm late. 116 00:04:40,661 --> 00:04:42,765 Robert and I got into another huge fight about‐‐ 117 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,001 ‐ About whether or not we'd care? 118 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,505 ‐ Ugh, actually, sort of. 119 00:04:45,538 --> 00:04:46,607 It all started when‐‐ 120 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,009 ‐ Wanted ads? 121 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:49,613 Is that all you've got? 122 00:04:49,646 --> 00:04:51,517 ‐ [laughs] Hardly. 123 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,886 ‐ You also need a strong brand, 124 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:54,723 and that starts with a good name. 125 00:04:54,756 --> 00:04:56,459 ‐ Think of something people already love. 126 00:04:56,492 --> 00:04:58,931 Then spice it up with a spy angle. 127 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:00,601 ‐ Ooh! Anal Bullets! 128 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:03,607 ‐ And that feels like a good place to stop. 129 00:05:03,641 --> 00:05:04,876 Thank you for your interest, 130 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:07,782 but we simply don't need CloudBeam. 131 00:05:07,816 --> 00:05:09,586 ‐ Fair enough, but I have a feeling 132 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:11,790 we'll be hearing from you soon. 133 00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:13,627 ‐ Yeah, hearing you scream our names 134 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:14,863 from the rooftops. 135 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:19,004 both: "Kaya, Alton, save us! Save us!" 136 00:05:19,038 --> 00:05:20,942 [laughter] 137 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:22,912 ‐ Anybody else got an eerie feeling 138 00:05:22,946 --> 00:05:24,549 they might be right? 139 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,085 ‐ Nonsense, there's nothing they said 140 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,089 that we can't do ourselves. 141 00:05:28,122 --> 00:05:31,730 Pam, Cheryl, you two are our new marketing team. 142 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:33,901 Brand us. ‐ [gasps] I'll get my tools. 143 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,705 ‐ I think she means with a name, cowboy. 144 00:05:35,738 --> 00:05:37,007 ‐ We'll give her options. 145 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,911 ‐ As for new jobs, we'll start 146 00:05:38,944 --> 00:05:40,982 with small missions on GSW, 147 00:05:41,015 --> 00:05:43,521 get a good rating, and slowly‐‐ 148 00:05:43,554 --> 00:05:45,023 ‐ Sign up for the most lucrative job 149 00:05:45,056 --> 00:05:47,094 on Global Spy Wire, boom. 150 00:05:47,127 --> 00:05:48,998 ‐ "Rival bounty situation. 151 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,601 "Cash on delivery of the package. 152 00:05:50,635 --> 00:05:51,737 Multiple bidders." 153 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:53,139 Wha‐‐no money up front? 154 00:05:53,172 --> 00:05:54,709 ‐ But big money in back. 155 00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:57,481 We'll be drink non‐swill from non‐plastic in no time. 156 00:05:57,515 --> 00:05:58,483 ‐ Idiot! 157 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:00,120 Do you realize how competitive 158 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:01,557 this contract will be? 159 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:03,059 ‐ Now that I'm involved? Very. 160 00:06:03,092 --> 00:06:04,729 ‐ We can't afford this mission. 161 00:06:04,763 --> 00:06:06,065 We can barely afford the flight. 162 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:07,702 ‐ And your testicles can't afford 163 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,004 another cane tap. 164 00:06:09,038 --> 00:06:10,575 ‐ Ah! ‐ Ugh, let's do it. 165 00:06:10,608 --> 00:06:11,777 After the morning I've had with Robert, 166 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:12,845 I'd go anywhere. 167 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:14,448 Preferably somewhere with‐‐ 168 00:06:14,481 --> 00:06:16,553 Archer: A giant heap of rat shit. 169 00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:17,855 ‐ Seriously, Cyril? 170 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:19,793 ‐ Oh, wait, there's also a pile of rat shit 171 00:06:19,826 --> 00:06:21,663 under here, which means we're looking at 172 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,132 a men's room/women's room situation. 173 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,869 ‐ This was the nicest place we could afford. 174 00:06:24,903 --> 00:06:26,072 I'm trying to save our funds. 175 00:06:26,105 --> 00:06:29,478 ‐ Not an issue because I spent all the funds on Trânt. 176 00:06:29,512 --> 00:06:31,683 ‐ Who the hell is Trânt? ‐ You mean what is Trânt. 177 00:06:31,717 --> 00:06:34,021 It's Moldovan folk wrestling, and it's fantastic. 178 00:06:34,054 --> 00:06:35,591 ‐ You lost all our money gambling 179 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,127 on regional martial arts? 180 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,664 ‐ No, my guys won, 181 00:06:38,697 --> 00:06:39,699 but then I had to buy drinks. 182 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,004 ‐ It'll be fine. Here are the briefing papers. 183 00:06:42,037 --> 00:06:43,841 ‐ Double‐sided? How poor are we? 184 00:06:43,874 --> 00:06:45,443 ‐ You just spent all of our money. 185 00:06:45,477 --> 00:06:47,882 ‐ Yeah, on memories that will last a lifetime. 186 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:50,053 ‐ Two days ago, mercenaries kidnapped this man, 187 00:06:50,086 --> 00:06:51,289 known as The Professor. 188 00:06:51,322 --> 00:06:54,596 And that thing is a prototype for an ionic fusion device. 189 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:56,465 ‐ Ionic fusion device? What is that? 190 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,804 ‐ An expensive MacGuffin in a life full of them. 191 00:06:58,837 --> 00:07:00,741 ‐ According to our sources, 192 00:07:00,775 --> 00:07:02,712 he's being moved out of the country in a few hours 193 00:07:02,745 --> 00:07:04,148 on this highway. 194 00:07:04,181 --> 00:07:06,118 We worked all of our contacts to get this tip, 195 00:07:06,152 --> 00:07:08,757 so our only advantage is this one piece of information 196 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:10,695 that none of the big agencies have. 197 00:07:10,728 --> 00:07:13,834 ‐ Greetings, and welcome to Moldova. 198 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,203 ‐ Finally, the concierge. 199 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,640 We'd like a free bottle of scotch 200 00:07:16,673 --> 00:07:18,076 and directions to a hall of Trânt 201 00:07:18,109 --> 00:07:19,546 that takes bets on credit. 202 00:07:19,579 --> 00:07:21,850 ‐ And a room with less rat feces? 203 00:07:21,883 --> 00:07:23,019 ‐ Forgive me for intruding. 204 00:07:23,052 --> 00:07:25,457 My name is Fabian Kingsworth. 205 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:27,461 I am head of IIA. 206 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:29,164 ‐ Well, well, well. The competition. 207 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:31,837 ‐ [laughs] I guess your tiny agency 208 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,941 is competition for IIA 209 00:07:33,974 --> 00:07:36,580 the way coffee is competition for cocaine. 210 00:07:36,613 --> 00:07:38,049 ‐ Yeah, I mean, sure. 211 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,118 I mean, what do you want? 212 00:07:39,151 --> 00:07:40,554 We're sort of mid‐mission here. 213 00:07:40,588 --> 00:07:41,690 ‐ I just wanted to stop by 214 00:07:41,723 --> 00:07:44,696 to get a chance to meet the Sterling Archer. 215 00:07:44,729 --> 00:07:47,100 I was delighted to learn you were not dead 216 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,973 but, rather, alive as a mere shadow of your former self. 217 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:51,910 ‐ Well, looks like you're chasing shadows, 218 00:07:51,943 --> 00:07:53,479 since we got here first. 219 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,050 ‐ First? [laughs] 220 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,755 We set up our command center weeks ago. 221 00:07:57,789 --> 00:08:00,561 And of course, our satellites are always overhead. 222 00:08:00,594 --> 00:08:02,632 Which works slightly better 223 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,101 than a guy on a roof with binoculars. 224 00:08:04,134 --> 00:08:05,971 ‐ Oh, yeah? Well, we have‐‐ 225 00:08:06,005 --> 00:08:07,207 ‐ A guy on a roof? 226 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,879 ‐ No. Something way better than that. 227 00:08:09,913 --> 00:08:11,182 [thunder booming] 228 00:08:11,215 --> 00:08:13,286 ‐ Cold‐ass pouring rain. 229 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:15,123 Cheap‐ass binoculars. 230 00:08:15,156 --> 00:08:16,893 [electricity sparking] 231 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:18,664 That. 232 00:08:18,697 --> 00:08:21,135 ‐ [laughs] I'm rooting for you, Archer. 233 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,206 Like when you see a beetle on its back, 234 00:08:23,239 --> 00:08:25,043 legs kicking and flailing, 235 00:08:25,076 --> 00:08:26,980 not knowing that he's already dead 236 00:08:27,014 --> 00:08:30,755 as the shadow of a giant elegant bird falls over him. 237 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:32,725 I am that bird. 238 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:34,529 ‐ At which point, the beetle hops up 239 00:08:34,562 --> 00:08:35,598 and eats the bird! 240 00:08:35,631 --> 00:08:36,800 Ah! 241 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:39,238 ‐ [sighs] Why build on his metaphor? 242 00:08:39,271 --> 00:08:41,777 ‐ And what beetle eats birds? 243 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:44,148 ‐ Jesus, your forearms are like bowling pins. 244 00:08:44,181 --> 00:08:45,618 ‐ Yes, well, uh... [clears throat] 245 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:46,887 I should get going. 246 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,256 I'm sorry. 247 00:08:48,289 --> 00:08:52,197 It's emotional meeting someone I used to look up to. 248 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,838 ‐ There is no way we're losing to that asshole. 249 00:08:55,871 --> 00:08:57,074 Starting now, we stay one‐‐ 250 00:08:57,107 --> 00:08:58,744 no, make it two steps ahead of him. 251 00:08:58,777 --> 00:09:01,048 Cyril, note that. ‐ I'm not mission secretary. 252 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,119 ‐ Then what are you? ‐ Hey, Two Step, 253 00:09:03,152 --> 00:09:04,889 Fabian planted a bug on your shoulder. 254 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,192 ‐ Damn it! 255 00:09:06,225 --> 00:09:07,795 Oh! 256 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:10,200 Why won't this break when you‐‐ 257 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,737 ‐ Just gonna save us some time. 258 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,206 ‐ Okay, new plan: we follow Kingsworth 259 00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:14,743 and sabotage him and his team 260 00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:16,145 in a super humiliating way. 261 00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:17,782 ‐ Archer, we are not risking this mission 262 00:09:17,815 --> 00:09:19,084 and our lives so you can beat 263 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:20,621 a better version of yourself. 264 00:09:20,654 --> 00:09:22,692 ‐ He is not better. He said he looked up to me. 265 00:09:22,725 --> 00:09:24,328 ‐ Actually, he said he used to. 266 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:25,931 ‐ I know what he said! 267 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,167 ‐ Y'all! I just saw a caravan of‐‐ 268 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,771 both: IIA vehicles. We know. 269 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,708 ‐ Well, nice to know my pneumonia 270 00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,578 and near electrocution was worth it. 271 00:09:32,612 --> 00:09:33,814 ‐ Shut up. Here's the plan. 272 00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:35,216 Ray, find their command center. 273 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,020 ‐ Way ahead of you. They got a jillion cars 274 00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:39,091 over at the Moldovan Bloom Hotel. 275 00:09:39,124 --> 00:09:41,028 ‐ Okay, Lana and I will follow IIA. 276 00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:42,364 You two stay back here and pretend 277 00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:44,636 that I'm still with you so the bug hears it. 278 00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:46,238 ‐ And just how are we gonna do that? 279 00:09:46,272 --> 00:09:48,644 ‐ Just pretend we're talking and do an impression of me. 280 00:09:48,677 --> 00:09:50,180 ‐ What, like, "My name's Archer. 281 00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,317 "I'm an egomaniac who endangers every mission 282 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,354 "with my self‐serving narcissism. 283 00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:57,695 Also, I'm inebriated almost 24 hours a day." 284 00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:59,632 ‐ Ha! That was pretty good, actually. 285 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,870 Lose the "almost" and then take it again. 286 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,648 ‐ All right. We can do this. 287 00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,184 We're just as good as CloudBeam. 288 00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:11,790 So espionage names, espionage names... 289 00:10:11,823 --> 00:10:13,392 Oh, I got it. 290 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:15,330 S.P. Nosh. 291 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:16,933 ‐ Sure, if you're planning on opening 292 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,937 a spy‐themed delicatessen. 293 00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:20,140 ‐ Hmm. 294 00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:23,680 What would Kaya and Alton do? 295 00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:25,684 "Hey, everything here is old as dirt!" 296 00:10:25,718 --> 00:10:27,655 ‐ "Dirt with potential!" ‐ "Edible dirt!" 297 00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:29,291 ‐ "Loud words and fake laughter!" 298 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,765 [laughter] 299 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,370 ‐ So break for lunch? 300 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,746 Lana: Ugh, I can't believe I'm asking you this. 301 00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:42,083 ‐ Oh, God. Look, Lana, I'm flattered. 302 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:43,352 So just make it quick. [zipper unzips] 303 00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,089 ‐ What? I am not asking to blow you. 304 00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:46,325 ‐ Then open with that. 305 00:10:46,358 --> 00:10:48,362 ‐ God, this is already hard enough. 306 00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:50,433 ‐ Phrasing. ‐ Ugh, forget it. 307 00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:51,837 ‐ No, sorry, go ahead. 308 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:54,241 You can't believe you're asking this, but... 309 00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:57,715 ‐ But when you live with someone who annoys you, 310 00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:59,719 how do you address it without causing conflict? 311 00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:00,988 ‐ Hmm, have you tried making them 312 00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:02,257 eat a bowl of spiderwebs? 313 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,127 [cell phone buzzing] What do you want, Pam? 314 00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:07,267 No, there's already a company called Spies With Thighs. 315 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,336 They're PIs. 316 00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:09,906 They're good guys. 317 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,110 ‐ How may I help you? 318 00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:13,947 ‐ Yes, my name is Chet Manley, 319 00:11:13,981 --> 00:11:15,851 and my wife, Betty, right here 320 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:18,322 just found a severed thumb in our bidet. 321 00:11:18,356 --> 00:11:19,826 Can we please see a manager? 322 00:11:19,859 --> 00:11:22,197 ‐ Oh, my! Yes, just one moment. 323 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,236 ‐ There, a block of suites for IIA. 324 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,338 20th floor. 325 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:29,011 ‐ [clears throat] ‐ What? 326 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:31,115 I want to talk to the manager about that thumb. 327 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,985 Might get a free drink ticket out of it. 328 00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:36,492 ‐ Our target will cross Route 90 329 00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:38,296 at 1400 hours. 330 00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:39,999 Per usual, if you're late, 331 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,268 the minutes will be taken out of your 332 00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:42,470 paid family leave time. 333 00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:43,840 [people groan] 334 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:44,709 And a reminder: 335 00:11:44,742 --> 00:11:47,013 bullet rationing is still in effect. 336 00:11:47,047 --> 00:11:49,852 That's $5 per bullet that misses the target. 337 00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:51,155 I'm looking at you, Andy. 338 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,426 ‐ Bullet penalties? Ha! Suckers. 339 00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:55,731 ‐ Well, at least they can afford bullets. 340 00:11:55,764 --> 00:11:59,104 ‐ [speaking Moldovan] 341 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:03,179 ‐ [speaking Moldovan, laughs] 342 00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:04,782 ‐ Once en route, there's no exit 343 00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:06,318 for 80 kilometers. 344 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,189 All right? We head out in ten. 345 00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:09,926 ‐ Ten? We gotta go if we're gonna‐‐ 346 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,430 ‐ Do the insanely stupid thing of sabotaging IIA 347 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:14,201 instead of just beating them to the punch? 348 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,038 ‐ You know what else seemed insanely stupid? 349 00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:18,175 Betting on folk wrestling. ‐ Sure was. 350 00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:20,046 ‐ But I had a great time, Lana. 351 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,248 Congrats on the wedding. 352 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,317 Hope it works out better for you 353 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,388 than it did for Lana here. 354 00:12:24,421 --> 00:12:26,392 Whoa, Boerl and Kroff? 355 00:12:26,425 --> 00:12:28,362 Now I see why you couldn't afford a suite. 356 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,470 Ray: Well, Archer, you're in charge. 357 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:33,807 What's our next move? 358 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,209 Cyril: The plan is, we stay here 359 00:12:35,243 --> 00:12:37,314 and wait for instructions, dipshit. 360 00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:38,349 [laughter] 361 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,086 [clears throat] Uh, hey, guys. 362 00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:42,424 Uh, should we order some room service? 363 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,428 ‐ Ugh, God forbid you skip a meal 364 00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:46,365 and your breasts shrink to a B‐cup. 365 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,436 [snickers] 366 00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:53,346 ‐ God, sometimes I think my entire life 367 00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,183 is just sneaking around. 368 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:57,354 Do you ever wonder if you, ugh, I don't know, 369 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:58,557 made the wrong choice? 370 00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,926 ‐ Like how I should've brought Ray with me 371 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:01,362 instead of you? Constantly. 372 00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:03,332 ‐ I mean in a relationship. 373 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,969 ‐ I wouldn't call this a relationship. 374 00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:07,073 ‐ Not with you! With Robert. 375 00:13:07,107 --> 00:13:09,311 ‐ Oh, yeah, that seems terrible. 376 00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,248 ‐ But is it? I mean, I do love him. 377 00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,854 But other times, I'm just like, ugh. 378 00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:15,924 ‐ Yeah, like during old man sex? 379 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,260 How's it work if you both just lie there? 380 00:13:17,293 --> 00:13:19,131 Lana: Shh! Guards. 381 00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,536 Archer: No, employees. 382 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:24,341 Hey, dickheads, I'm gonna steal that Humvee. 383 00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,476 You better shoot me. 384 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:27,815 [gunfire] 385 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,353 Oof, 20 bullets and none in my body? 386 00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,090 What is that, 100 bucks? 387 00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:35,096 [gunfire] 388 00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:37,935 Ha‐ha! 200 bucks. 389 00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:40,006 You're basically working for‐‐ aah! 390 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,876 Okay, 195. 391 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:45,016 [exciting music] 392 00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:46,553 ♪ ♪ 393 00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:47,888 [air hissing] 394 00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,491 ‐ Okay, we'll disable their vehicles, 395 00:13:49,525 --> 00:13:50,894 then go pick up the others. 396 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,263 ‐ With our new helicopter. 397 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,138 ‐ Archer, you can't fly a helicopter. 398 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,608 ‐ Being in a coma didn't make me less 399 00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,144 of a helicopter pilot, Lana. 400 00:13:59,177 --> 00:14:00,981 ‐ You never knew how to fly a helicopter! 401 00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:02,250 ‐ Well, then we're both right. 402 00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:03,987 ‐ I'm not getting in that. ‐ Great. 403 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:06,258 Grab us a Humvee and I'll race you to the hotel. 404 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,394 Whoo‐hoo! 405 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,532 Oh! Oh, shit. Oh, God. 406 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:11,903 Ah‐ha‐ha! Whoo‐hoo! 407 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:14,241 Sorry. Not a political statement. 408 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,145 Just an accident. 409 00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:18,049 ‐ Well, maybe you'd have a better job 410 00:14:18,082 --> 00:14:19,652 if you didn't have such a debilitating 411 00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:21,155 confidence issue. 412 00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:23,192 ‐ And what about you, Ray, you dipshit? 413 00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:25,564 You live in a studio apartment filled with mid‐century 414 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:28,135 craftsman doghouses and no dog. 415 00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:29,505 ‐ A: they're Queen Anne's. 416 00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,175 B: dogs would ruin them. 417 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,847 And C: I'll kill you! 418 00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:39,257 Cyril: What the hell is this? 419 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:40,527 ‐ A helicopter? 420 00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:41,896 Get in! 421 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,199 ‐ Yeah, I'm good on the ground. 422 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:46,305 ‐ That's an option? I'm also good on the ground. 423 00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:49,177 Archer: Helicopter! 424 00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,315 [tires screeching] 425 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,620 ‐ IIA has armored Humvees? 426 00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:56,058 Ooh. Ooooh. 427 00:14:56,091 --> 00:14:58,229 ‐ Yep. Butt warmers. 428 00:14:58,262 --> 00:15:00,333 both: We should look into IIA. 429 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:04,007 [crow caws] 430 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,076 Archer: That's it, Sheila. 431 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,613 Nice and easy. 432 00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:08,215 ‐ You named the helicopter Sheila? 433 00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:09,919 ‐ No, the stick is Sheila. 434 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:13,225 The helicopter is Dr. Whirlington Spinblade. 435 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,029 ‐ Okay, I have a visual on the target. 436 00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:16,633 Semitruck, dead ahead. 437 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,635 ‐ You see that, Lana? 438 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,371 Step one: take out IIA. 439 00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:21,175 Step two: get the scientists. 440 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,511 Step three: profit. 441 00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:24,615 And a haircut. It's been, like, two weeks. 442 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:27,187 Lana: Congrats. You accidentally didn't fail. 443 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,224 ‐ And got a free helicopter. 444 00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:32,631 ‐ Um, how sure are you that you finished step one? 445 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,604 [dramatic music] 446 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:38,710 ♪ ♪ 447 00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:40,514 [guns cocking] 448 00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:41,649 ‐ Pretty sure. 449 00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:43,219 ‐ Ah! 450 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,225 [gunfire] 451 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,237 Pam: So let's say you're some rich, 452 00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:54,509 fancy‐pants company who needs professional spy shit done. 453 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,613 Do you want to want the cold, hard tile feel 454 00:15:56,646 --> 00:15:59,417 of a big conglomerate like IIA? 455 00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:02,157 Ha‐ha! I'd rather kill myself and take you with me. 456 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,127 ‐ Or do you want a boutique agency 457 00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,165 that offers a warm, personal touch? 458 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,235 ‐ Like a stranger's hand on your side butt 459 00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:09,404 in an airport shuttle. 460 00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,408 ‐ When you need spies, you need... 461 00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,245 both: Slugs‐N‐Jugs! 462 00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:15,483 Pew, pew, pew. 463 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,020 ‐ [sighs] 464 00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:18,289 ‐ I told you we should've gone with 465 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,493 The Back and Spyin' Center. 466 00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:22,130 ‐ That's why I think our company 467 00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:24,535 would make a great investment for‐‐ 468 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,440 Oh, you can't do this to me, Maurice. 469 00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:30,179 You just can't. I‐‐ 470 00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:31,381 Hello? [line beeps] 471 00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:33,452 Damn it! 472 00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:36,158 Think, Malory. Think. 473 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:39,064 No, not that. Think harder. 474 00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,199 [sighs] 475 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,170 Fine. 476 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:45,176 [phone beeps, line rings] 477 00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,180 [gunfire] 478 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,184 [dramatic music] 479 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,455 ‐ Can you not? I'm still learning here. 480 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:57,300 ♪ ♪ 481 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,437 Ray: Dukes! 482 00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:02,410 ‐ Butt warmersand bulletproof windows? 483 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:03,445 ‐ I mean... 484 00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:06,285 Archer: Jesus, they sprung for tracers? 485 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,320 That's good prep. 486 00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:09,625 I almost feel bad about my inevitable triumph. 487 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:11,563 ‐ Triumph? I've been shot twice. 488 00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,232 Lana: Archer, you want to help me down here, 489 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,704 or you just gonna watch me get rammed from behind? 490 00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:17,073 ‐ That one was intentional, right? 491 00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:18,710 Lana: Archer! ‐ I'm coming. 492 00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:22,217 Also intentional. 493 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,352 [cell phone buzzes] 494 00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:24,487 ‐ What? Pam: Hey, Lana. 495 00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:26,693 What about Spies and Dolls? 496 00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:28,362 ‐ Well, what does the doll part mean? 497 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,233 Cheryl: Maybe we leave behind a creepy doll 498 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,736 on every mission. 499 00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,372 Pam: You know what? We'll call you back. 500 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:34,642 Cyril: What are you doing? 501 00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,445 Archer: What does it look like, Cyril? 502 00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:37,581 I'm using the helicopter blades 503 00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,384 to slice open the top of the truck. 504 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,421 Helicopter! 505 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:46,198 Uh‐oh. Apparently helicopters don't like it when you do that. 506 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,503 Keep it together, Dr. Spinblade. 507 00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:50,373 ‐ Ah, damn it, I'm stuck. 508 00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:53,078 ‐ I'm not leaving without you, Cyril. 509 00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:56,251 Ha, I need something soft to land on. 510 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,255 [both scream and grunt] 511 00:17:58,289 --> 00:17:59,257 [explosion] 512 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,629 ‐ Ah, God damn it, Cyril. 513 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,100 What good is your pillowy beef‐suit of a torso 514 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,104 if you don't position yourself under me? 515 00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:08,409 [gunfire] 516 00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:11,214 Hey, I see that scientist guy down there with the thingy 517 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,785 and three‐‐check that, 518 00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:14,421 one alive kidnapper. 519 00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,291 [gunfire] 520 00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:17,661 ‐ Damn it, I'm out. 521 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,130 Oh, wait, no, I'm not. 522 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,301 Man, IIA's got good taste in guns. 523 00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:22,538 Fabian: You got that right. 524 00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:24,140 ‐ What? Who the hell is that? 525 00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:25,544 Fabian: The guy who wants to offer you a way out 526 00:18:25,577 --> 00:18:27,146 of your terrible job. 527 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,550 ‐ How'd you get in my earpiece? 528 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,520 Fabian: Do you guys seriously not have satellite? 529 00:18:30,554 --> 00:18:32,123 Ray: Satellite? 530 00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:34,795 The microwave in our break room has a rotary dial. 531 00:18:34,829 --> 00:18:37,868 ‐ Silly rabbit. Warlock Six, engage! 532 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:44,180 ‐ Jesus. Ray, shoot out the tires. 533 00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:46,719 [gunfire] 534 00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:49,692 ♪ ♪ 535 00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:51,395 God damn it, Pam. 536 00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:52,865 Hey, shit for brains, I'm busy. 537 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,568 Leave me the hell alone. 538 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,543 ‐ I just‐‐ 539 00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:00,580 I love you too. 540 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:01,783 ‐ Ah! 541 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:02,885 Krieger, you idiot. 542 00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:05,857 Why didn't you build a cane with the Jaws of Life? 543 00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:07,661 [electronic beeping and whirring] 544 00:19:07,695 --> 00:19:09,799 Ha! Look at that. 545 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,435 Cyril, climb into the cab of the truck, 546 00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:13,540 overtake the driver, and get behind the wheel. 547 00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:14,675 ‐ Are you kidding me? 548 00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,345 How the hell do you want me to do that? 549 00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:18,616 ‐ Squeeze your fat ass into the cab of that truck 550 00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,687 like there's a free box of Twinkies in there. 551 00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:23,325 ‐ [grunts] 552 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,329 ‐ Not so fast, punk. 553 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,632 Oh, shit. Oh, God. 554 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,202 Hang on, I thought I turned these off. 555 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,337 man: Ah! ‐ [yelps] 556 00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:30,540 ‐ Sorry. ‐ Please don't hurt me. 557 00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:31,743 ‐ Hurt you? I'm here to rescue you. 558 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:33,178 [man groaning painfully] 559 00:19:33,212 --> 00:19:35,449 Uh, ignore that ripped‐apart guy. 560 00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:39,224 ‐ [grunting] 561 00:19:39,257 --> 00:19:40,627 ‐ I'm in! We did it! 562 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,196 We won! 563 00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,600 Um... 564 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,969 Lana, looks like we're coming up 565 00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:46,639 on a checkpoint with a blockade. 566 00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:47,975 Know anything about that? 567 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:50,312 ‐ That is the border of Moldova and Transnistria. 568 00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:51,649 Did you not read the briefing? 569 00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:53,653 Archer: Who reads the back of a two‐sided briefing? 570 00:19:53,686 --> 00:19:55,657 What the hell is Transnistria, Lana? 571 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,395 ‐ It's a tiny breakaway country from Moldova 572 00:19:58,429 --> 00:20:00,734 that is literally one side of the river. 573 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,303 Lovely people. 574 00:20:02,336 --> 00:20:03,372 Cyril: Here's a fun twist. 575 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,242 My brakes don't work. 576 00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:06,445 ‐ That was me. 577 00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:08,382 I scrambled the electronic braking system. 578 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,620 I'll just grab the prototype and skedaddle. 579 00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:11,923 ‐ [shouts] 580 00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:13,492 ‐ Ope! I say. 581 00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:14,929 Poor Archer. 582 00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,498 So diminished. 583 00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:17,801 He wouldn't make it through the first round 584 00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,939 of screening at IIA. 585 00:20:19,972 --> 00:20:22,811 ‐ Don't try to convince me to join IIA 586 00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:24,682 by playing mind games, Fabian. 587 00:20:24,715 --> 00:20:26,786 ‐ You? Join the IIA? 588 00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:29,424 At what feels like a quarter of your former strength? 589 00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:31,428 ‐ How's this for a quarter strength? 590 00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:32,965 ‐ Yes, with the cane. 591 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,300 But without it‐‐ 592 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,438 ‐ Whoa, oh! [grunts] 593 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,279 Oh! [glass shatters] 594 00:20:40,312 --> 00:20:42,785 ‐ Looks like I'll be taking this after all. 595 00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:45,423 Good effort, Archer. 596 00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,427 ‐ Fabian! 597 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,264 ‐ God damn it, he's getting away with the prototype. 598 00:20:49,297 --> 00:20:50,065 ‐ Shit. 599 00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:51,803 We've got bigger problems, Lana. 600 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,405 He broke my cane. 601 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,309 And I was still learning about its new features. 602 00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:56,846 Cyril: Um, guys? [chuckles nervously] 603 00:20:56,879 --> 00:20:58,282 Still no brakes up here. 604 00:20:58,315 --> 00:20:59,685 ‐ If I may interject‐‐ 605 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,455 Lana: God, you just had to prove that you were 606 00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:03,960 better than Fabian, which you most obviously are not. 607 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:05,864 ‐ It's not obvious to me. Cyril: Guys? 608 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,001 ‐ If I may, that prototype is useless without 609 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:10,540 the uranium glass gamma lens I have in my pocket. 610 00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:13,947 Plus, all the necessary information is in my brain. 611 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,584 ‐ Ha, hear that, Lana? 612 00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:17,721 See? There is one piece of good news in all‐‐ 613 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,994 Jesus Christ, Cyril, look out! 614 00:21:21,027 --> 00:21:23,967 [glass shatters] 615 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,973 [monitor beeping steadily] 616 00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:32,885 ‐ He needed me, and I let him down. 617 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,757 ‐ He's strong. He'll make it. 618 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,326 ‐ Oh‐ho, boy. 619 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,897 Not this coma shit again. 620 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,901 ‐ Yeah, comas aren't as entertaining 621 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,470 to watch as I hoped. 622 00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:43,973 Hey, you guys ever do this to me? 623 00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:45,977 [laughs] 624 00:21:46,011 --> 00:21:47,446 Krieger: Oh, God. Pam: Better believe it. 625 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,883 Lana: Oh, absolutely. [sustained beep, all gasp] 626 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:51,622 ‐ Oh, sorry, Ms. Archer sold my good life‐support device. 627 00:21:51,656 --> 00:21:53,458 This one's made out of a washing machine 628 00:21:53,492 --> 00:21:55,362 and a leaf blower. 629 00:21:55,396 --> 00:21:58,736 [phone rings] 630 00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,640 ‐ Good morning, this is... 631 00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:03,011 the... Agency. Lana: Good enough. 632 00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:04,347 Archer: That wasn't bad. Ray: Don't hate it. 633 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,349 man: This is the client. 634 00:22:05,382 --> 00:22:06,484 I need the scientist. 635 00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:07,654 I'll give you a million. 636 00:22:07,688 --> 00:22:09,792 ‐ Well, he is in a tiny, 637 00:22:09,825 --> 00:22:11,461 little coma. 638 00:22:11,494 --> 00:22:12,865 man: Make that 200,000. 639 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,802 ‐ Or we defer payment 640 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,471 until he wakes up, 641 00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:17,908 and at that time, 642 00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:20,012 we'll require the entire reward, 643 00:22:20,045 --> 00:22:21,649 plus his medical expenses, 644 00:22:21,682 --> 00:22:23,520 10% for our troubles, 645 00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:26,659 and a five‐star review on GSW. 646 00:22:26,692 --> 00:22:28,362 Deal? man: Uh... 647 00:22:28,395 --> 00:22:29,798 deal. 648 00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:31,736 ‐ Uh, aren't we still super poor? 649 00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:33,540 ‐ As it happens, the agency's purse strings 650 00:22:33,573 --> 00:22:34,909 have loosened up a bit. 651 00:22:34,942 --> 00:22:38,616 I was able to find us a new financier. 652 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,154 But no more unnecessary expenses. 653 00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:42,156 ‐ Wait. 654 00:22:42,189 --> 00:22:45,429 Uh, is that a new crystal tumbler? 655 00:22:45,462 --> 00:22:47,534 ‐ You're damn right. 656 00:23:06,104 --> 00:23:09,077 ‐ Made in Georgia.